Where to start? Not very good at this sort of thing.
Divorced 50 something looking for 16 yr. old, nubile young........ What? A man can dream can't he? If no 16 yr. old looking for an old git, then a 50-60 yr.old will do. The problem is that all the women's profiles indicate women of particularly high intellects, high educational achievement. If any of you out there are looking to exhibit your superiority over men then I am the man for you.
Seriously though, I am not that bad, I was just never very good at blowing my own trumpet.